Jolene was a Biohazard Level 2 today

So yesterday I was at my friend Sarah's house. We were talking and her daughter and Jolene were in the back room playing. We realized suddenly that it was a bit too quiet, if you know what I mean.

Sarah gets back there first and I hear her say "Jolene!!, Eleni!! what.. oh no, yuck, girls!!!"

I get back there and see Jolene and Eleni coming out of the toilet room.

Jolene's hair is wet, her jumper/sweater is wet, her pants are wet.
Eleni's shirt is wet, her pants are wet, her sock are wet.
Jolene has bits of very soggy toilet paper in her hair.
Eleni has a few bits of very soggy toilet paper in her hair.

Sarah is laughing, I kind of start laughing.

Then Sarah says the walls are wet, the floor is wet, and the toilet bowl is filled with paper.

Apparently the girls had been playing in the toilet. I asked Sarah how used the water was.

I try to be stern with Jolene but Sarah is in the corner laughing to the point she is almost crying. I can't help but break down in laughter when I look at our two plumbers. At the same time though I feel a bit sick when I think about what they have been playing in.

So we whisk them off to the bathtub and scrub them down. Bits of toilet paper floating in the bathtub, yuck!

Well there you go a day in the life of Jolene and Eleni.


That was Jolene's second outfit of the day and it wasn't even lunch time yet. The first outfit was gone by the time I had the laundry off the line. Jolene had found some "cuddles" (puddles) and decided to go swimming.


Only 5 days till we cross the great divide of H2O and NaCl