Arriving at church
Jolene not getting out of the car: "I can't walk to church my feet are weary."
Me: "Jolene we are about 10 feet away, I think you can manage."
Jolene's body suddenly liquefies. We somehow manage to bottle her up and carry her into church.
Adele at the dinner table.
Adele: " Mom you are an apple, Jolene is a cake, I'm a brownie, Daddy is a strawberry and Gideon is a sandwich.
Me:" Hmmm, that is interesting. Why are you a brownie?"
Adele: "I don't know, I just am"
Adele stubs her little toe on the door. The little toe has a very, very tiny cut which is bleeding.
Adele: *crying very hard* "I will never walk again!!"
Gideon: "Whe Daddee? Daddeeeeeee?"
Gideon is on our bed watching Brandon change out of his work clothes. Note: this happens every evening
Gideon: "Daa da daa da daa daaaa!" Translation #1: "Nan a nan a nan ahh!" Translation #2 : "You can't get me!"
1 comment:
oh, the drama! ;)
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